11 reasons why being best friends with your college roommate would be the worst decision you've ever made
1. You'll have movie nights
Who really wants to ignore their homework, watch movies that make you laugh so hard that your stomach hurts, and eat tons of junk food? Not me, and probably not you.
2. You'll get to share clothes
Having a closet that is twice as big? No thank you. Just the thought of it is making me want to cry.
3. You can play your music as loud as you want to, and have dance parties
Beyonce? Ew. Hannah Montana? Absolutely not. Being able to play your music at the highest volume and dance around your room with a friend? Nope, not really something college kids enjoy.
4. You'll have someone to not go out with
On those nights when all we want to do is keep our sweatpants on and lounge around, you'll actually have someone to keep you company instead of forcing you to dress up and do something that you don't want to do. Now that's just annoying.
5. Cleaning can actually be fun
No, no, no, absolutely not. I want to do my chores seriously, no fun, no laughing, no enjoyment. College students LOVE doing chores. We don't need someone to help us enjoy them.
6. You'll have heart-to-hearts
Literally not one person wants to have someone that they can confide in, that listens to all of their little annoying problems, who gives them advice, and encourages them. Nope, nobody needs that in their life.
7. You won't have to look appropriate all the time
If you're close with your roommate, you really won't have to look presentable all the time, and that just appeals to no one. Wearing no pants and no bra will be acceptable, and that is just absolutely horrible. In college, we like to look put together 100% of the time.
8. Someone will be there to check your outfits
When you're going on a date or to a party and you don't know what to wear, someone will actually be there to help you look your best. Really, no thank you. I don't need someone telling me that the black shoes don't match with the brown belt and the pink earrings look better than the blue.
9. They'll go on adventures with you
Not one person I know has ever wanted someone to tag along on their adventures to really cool places. Talk about annoying.
10. Someone to eat with
Laughing your head off guessing what the mystery meat in the caf is? No fun. Midnight pizza runs? Awful. Friday morning chickfila dates? Torture. Making random runs to Kroger just for ice cream sandwitches and cheese-its? The worst.
11. You'll enjoy coming home
Why would I want to enjoy coming back to where I live? I don't need my home to be warm, inviting, and friendly. And I for sure don't want someone who can make me laugh so hard that I cry or make a horrible day better just by being there.
Clearly, being best friends with your roommate would be a disaster. Speaking from experience, if you're best friends with your roommate, college will probably be a lot more enjoyable, and you'll gain a lifelong friend, and I just know nobody wants that. So the next time you have to pick a roommate, save yourself the fun and enjoyment, and pick the stranger you know you won't get along with.
Xoxo - Jordyn
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